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wtffanfiction: Fandom: The Matrix “‘You got it!’ exclaimed a visibly aroused Morpheus. The bulge in the front of his baggy purple pants was stretching the silky clown-fabric to the seams. It looked painful.With a careful zip, his crazed pants weasel exploded from his pants like a flesh javelin thrown by The Incredible Hulk. It hit the floor with a sound like a bag of meat falling from a 30-story building. Whump! Morpheus turned to Neo, his penis sliding across the floor with a sound like a butt cheek sliding across a linoleum floor.”

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Fandom: The Matrix

“‘You got it!’ exclaimed a visibly aroused Morpheus. The bulge in the front of his baggy purple pants was stretching the silky clown-fabric to the seams. It looked painful.With a careful zip, his crazed pants weasel exploded from his pants like a flesh javelin thrown by The Incredible Hulk. It hit the floor with a sound like a bag of meat falling from a 30-story building.

Whump!

Morpheus turned to Neo, his penis sliding across the floor with a sound like a butt cheek sliding across a linoleum floor.”

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    OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK EVEN I CAN’T I CAN’T
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    PANTS WEASEL GUYS PANTS WEASEL
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    I CAN’T
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    I am so done it hurts. Like…..I am dead. Who the fu-…what the fuuu-….how the hell…HAHAHAHAHAH!
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    “Morpheus turned to Neo, his penis sliding across the floor with a sound like a butt cheek sliding across a linoleum...
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    *wheezing*
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    and this is the reason for my last post.
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    his crazed pants weasel exploded from his pants like a flesh javelin thrown by The Incredible Hulk. That has to be the...
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    DYING AT THIS SHIT!!!! WHYYY LAWD!
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    sOMETIMES I JSUT GO THROUGH FTHI SBLOG ND LUGHR EALY HARD AND ‘FGNDSFIOGSNDF’ I; DYING SEND HELP CSLL LIFE ALERT
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    WHO WRITES THINGS LIKE THAT?! xD
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    Pants weasel. Paaaaaaasnnnntttttsssssss weeeeaaaassssseeeellll. Just absorb
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    OH GOD I CAN HEAR THOSE SOUND EFFECTS. SCREAM AND SCREAM SCREAMS.
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    crazed pants weasel that is all
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    Can we all just appreciate how great this is for
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