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fucknoreligiousfanart: Fallen Angel Lucifer decided to observe the popular human media that portrays him in animation and artwork. Needless to say, he wasn’t very pleased at the confusion and stereotypes. “WHAT?!” His beautiful cyan eyes burned like blue fire. “This is GARBAGE! I have beautiful pale white skin that glows, my wings are purple and I have long flowing blonde hair! What is this disgusting, PUTRID IMP doing posing as me?! Beelzelbub! Asmodeus! Get this imposter out of my sight!”The common stereotypical portrayal of Lucifer is that he has red skin, a beard, yellow eyes and horns with a pitchfork and tortures people. This is actually the physical appearance of an Imp, one of the most common demons there are, and the weakest might I add. Even the strongest person on earth could probably only kill one or two imps, after sustaining heavy injury. Imps are impervious to pain and when they do feel pain they just fight that much harder - and these are the WEAKEST of demons. Some demons spawn from the void while other demons were formerly angels that served God that later rebelled and joined Lucifer. Wether the demons have a monstrous appearance due to their twisted hearts changing their body over time, or wether God cursed them, is unknown. Either way, these beings cursed themselves by rebelling against our Holy Father in the first place! rt: Was kinda surprised you said “Our Heavenly Father” there at the end, cause that implies that you’re Christian, and based on how you described Satan… hmmm….. how to put this delicately…. It seems like you want to fuck Satan. Like, really badly. Just ride that Satan dick all over town. This is my new favourite terrible tumblr.

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Fallen Angel Lucifer decided to observe the popular human media that portrays him in animation and artwork. Needless to say, he wasn’t very pleased at the confusion and stereotypes. “WHAT?!” His beautiful cyan eyes burned like blue fire. “This is GARBAGE! I have beautiful pale white skin that glows, my wings are purple and I have long flowing blonde hair! What is this disgusting, PUTRID IMP doing posing as me?! Beelzelbub! Asmodeus! Get this imposter out of my sight!”

The common stereotypical portrayal of Lucifer is that he has red skin, a beard, yellow eyes and horns with a pitchfork and tortures people. This is actually the physical appearance of an Imp, one of the most common demons there are, and the weakest might I add. Even the strongest person on earth could probably only kill one or two imps, after sustaining heavy injury. Imps are impervious to pain and when they do feel pain they just fight that much harder - and these are the WEAKEST of demons. Some demons spawn from the void while other demons were formerly angels that served God that later rebelled and joined Lucifer. Wether the demons have a monstrous appearance due to their twisted hearts changing their body over time, or wether God cursed them, is unknown. Either way, these beings cursed themselves by rebelling against our Holy Father in the first place!


rt: Was kinda surprised you said “Our Heavenly Father” there at the end, cause that implies that you’re Christian, and based on how you described Satan… hmmm….. how to put this delicately….

It seems like you want to fuck Satan.

Like, really badly.

Just ride that Satan dick all over town.

This is my new favourite terrible tumblr.

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    So this person’s basically with most of the SPN fandom right now. Hail Satan. :| Of course, this artist is uninformed,...
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    Ugh. Stereotypes.
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    This is my new favourite terrible tumblr.
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    “Just ride that Satan dick all over town” yes pls
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    artist: so this is lucifer, but not satan. especially since you distingush asmodeus and beelzebub as different entities....
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