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Feminism’s End Game is for All Women to be Fat Sluts

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themanwhowasroissy:

Today, the modern feminism movement can be boiled down to one thing: allowing Western women to be fat sluts. They are fighting for the right to look as ghastly as they want while being able to ride one-hundred cocks without being judged.

While old-school feminists like the National Organization of Women (NOW) still have legislative goals in the form of affirmative action and ending sex slavery once and for all, the millennial feminist you know so well—who forms the main readership of a site like Jezebel—is primarily concerned with eliminating fat and slut “shaming.” In other words, they want to fuck whomever they want while being a “healthy weight,” which is enigma code for F-A-T. 

ATTENTION ALL UNITS OUR PLAN HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

ABORT ABORT ABORT

lol just kidding

WE’VE BEEN OUTED. YOU CAUGHT ME WITH MY LEGS SPREAD AND MY HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR.

This dude’s blog is legit hilarious. Until you remember that it’s probably written in earnest.

(via unforgettabledetritus)

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  3. universallypopularandwellliked reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    themanwhowasroissy:...Legit question. I have a girlfriend and that’s not enough cocks for...
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    Reblogging for commentary and glorious gif.
  8. lifeaccordingtosarah reblogged this from fucking-rachel-tice-just and added:
    Why would so man dudes want to put their dick in me so bad if...looked ghastly, as you say...
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  12. edgyasfuck reblogged this from puppyofficial and added:
    can’t tell if this is joke, joke based in fact, or fact. either way i applaud.
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  16. mumblymellifluous reblogged this from robotbears and added:
    Oh man, you must be on the east coast. Over here in California, we encourage everyone to ride as many cocks as possible!...
  17. ramblingambulance reblogged this from unforgettabledetritus and added:
    This dude’s blog is legit hilarious. Until you remember that it’s probably written in earnest.
  18. lets-have-a-ball-and-a-biscuit reblogged this from robotbears
  19. robotbears reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    anything fewer than a hundred, you’re good, but we’ll start to judge you when you ride your 101st cock i mean, yeah,...