Posts tagged fanfic
You know, I bet someone is writing 50 Shades of Grey fanfic right now. And I bet some publisher is already camping out on ff.net, just waiting to publish it.
Fandom: The Matrix
“‘You got it!’ exclaimed a visibly aroused Morpheus. The bulge in the front of his baggy purple pants was stretching the silky clown-fabric to the seams. It looked painful.With a careful zip, his crazed pants weasel exploded from his pants like a flesh javelin thrown by The Incredible Hulk. It hit the floor with a sound like a bag of meat falling from a 30-story building.
Morpheus turned to Neo, his penis sliding across the floor with a sound like a butt cheek sliding across a linoleum floor.”