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Fandom: The Matrix
“‘You got it!’ exclaimed a visibly aroused Morpheus. The bulge in the front of his baggy purple pants was stretching the silky clown-fabric to the seams. It looked painful.With a careful zip, his crazed pants weasel exploded from his pants like a flesh javelin thrown by The Incredible Hulk. It hit the floor with a sound like a bag of meat falling from a 30-story building.
Morpheus turned to Neo, his penis sliding across the floor with a sound like a butt cheek sliding across a linoleum floor.”